Why do trees hate going to school?
Because they're easily stumped.
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
It's allergy season again?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How is cat food sold?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?