What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Domino's®.
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do cats give such great massages?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?