Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do fish live in salt water?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What makes music in your hair?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
I'm not a bad putter.
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?