What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers.
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where do kittens go to school?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What does Santa order at the bar?
How did the vampire start his letter?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?