What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Aged cheddar.
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?