How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
It'll dawn on you.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?