Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
His dad told him to trim the tree!
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?