What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What's the politest month?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?