What do you call a cow that can't moo?
A milk dud.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
We had a discussion about roses.
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What happens when a frog's car dies?