Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
It was all smoke and mirrors.
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?