What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What's the scariest letter?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What day is your mom always right?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do trees say when autumn comes?