Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Santa Paws.
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Why was the dog overweight?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?