What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Numbers.
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why was the horse so happy?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
How do you make antifreeze?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?