Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
A craw-dad.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is the most faithful insect?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?