What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
How do bears keep cool?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
When do mice play every day?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?