Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which former US President was always cold?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How does the sun listen to music?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
I broke my finger!