Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Because he had a lab coat.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?