What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Trick or feet!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Why was the math book sad?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Bears love exotic cars.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?