What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a dog in space?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?