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Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
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Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
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Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
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