Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?