What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them.
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why are turtles so shy?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?