Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Because their army is made up of toy soldiers.
Families are like fudge.
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Which subject has two parts?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What food is a man's best friend?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?