Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the foal cough?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?