How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why is sand so optimistic?