What did the dog say after his birthday party?
I had a doggone good time!
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?