Which animal is the most religious?
A chip-monk!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?