What's a toad's favorite ballet?
Swamp Lake.
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why do cats love to work?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
How do horses navigate at night?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?