Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?