Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What vegetables make the best music?
A book just fell on my head.
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?