Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
So they know how to build their fan base.
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?