What do you find at the end of everything?
The letter G.
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Why was the broom late for school?
What animal knows kung fu?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How was the wedding?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?