Why did the frog starve?
Because he wouldn't hurt a fly.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you call hiking college students?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
My brother is my partner in crime.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What's a frog's favorite year?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?