Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Where do actors go to pray?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?