What do you call the king of vegetables?
Elvis Parsley.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What fairy loves to count?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a dog's favorite city?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why are computers so good at golf?