How do you spot a modern spider?
He has a website.
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which relative loves rice?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where does laundry go to college?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?