When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Summer vacation.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How do fleas travel?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?