What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Shear madness!
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Can February March?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What makes pirates such good singers?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Surprise!!!!
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?