What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
They tell daaaaaaaad jokes.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What animals make the best students?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do frogs get to work?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?