My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?