Which family member is always relieved?
A ne-phew.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?