Why did the cell phone lose his job?
He made a bad call.
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What siblings are always sad?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Which state has the best streets?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?