Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What did the sickly elevator say?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Do you have the best ceiling?