What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
An aunt-eater.
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?