What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Are baby skunks cute?