Why do cosmeticians never fight?
They're always willing to kiss and makeup.
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What's E.T. short for?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?