Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
They are very scent-imental.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's the noisiest food?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do bees buzz?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?