Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
If anyone makes waves they just ride them off.
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?