What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Bone broth.
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
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What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?