What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
A road hog.
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are frogs always happy?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Who is a house's favorite band?